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Friday, June 20, 2008

Is Computer Feminine or Masculine?

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that, in
Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either
masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

So, a student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the
class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for
themselves whether 'computer' should be a masculine or a
feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for its

The men's group decided that 'computer' should
definitely be of the feminine gender ('la Computadora'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal

2. The native language they use to communicate with
other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term
memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find
yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.


The women's group, however, concluded that computers
should be Masculine
('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn
them on.

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but
half the time THEY are the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you
had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better

The women won.

*Thanks to my bestfriend, Jiji for sharing this funny story. :)

Your "Firsts"

Do you still remember your "firsts"? :)

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Never Be Late!

I got this funny e-mail today from one of my choir mates. :)

"A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. He was late so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.

"I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when stopped by the police, had almost murdered the officer. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his place of business, had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs and transmitted VD to his sister. I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my parishioners were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people."

Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began his presentation and give his talk. "I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived," said the politician. "In fact, I had the honor of being the FIRST ONE to go to him in confession."

I'm sure you know now the moral of the story. :D

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

My First MySpace Layout

After having fun doing my first Friendster layout, I thought of making one for MySpace. This time, it's inspired by the recent American Idol winner, David Cook. :)

Here's the sample:

To get the code, just e-mail me at

My First Friendster Layout Experiment

Whew! After a few hours of experimenting, I already have my first customized Friendster layout. It's inspired by my fave TV host/personality and a friend, Jojo Alejar. I hope he will like it. Hehe! :)

Here's the sample:

To get the code, just e-mail me at

........ this is my way of saying, "Advance Happy Birthday to you, Mr. JOJO A!!! You're the beyst!" :) :) :)

P.S. Please watch his show, The Sobrang Gud Nite Show on Qtv Mon-Fri, 11:00-11:30PM.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

"Trip Advisory" Spoof

Our very funny choir mate made a spoof of a trip advisory. I made the video blurry to protect the identity of our member. Let's just call him "The Master Showman" or "Ace Ventura"

This is just for fun! No offense meant. :)

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